FIST OF FURY

Submitted by Zam on Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Umpire Alwin faces suspension after punching spectator

Jonathan Fernandez

ALEEF: Went to a hockey game and got more than he asked for

A SIMPLE Kuala Lumpur Div 3 hockey game at Pantai Stadium last night took a bizarre turn when one of the umpires attacked a spectator. The umpire, Alwin Joshen Ganasan, now faces a lengthy suspension. The incident occurred when SMK St Johns were playing Kepong Baru.

The incident forced the game to be interrupted for about 10 minutes before order was restored and a third umpire, Rosli Pilus, replaced Alwin.

The second umpire of the game was Harpervinderjeet Singh. SMK St Johns, who will represent Kuala Lumpur in the Champions Schools tournament next week, play as KL Project in the league.

The spectator, Aleef Kamarulzaman, is a former St Johns pupil and acts as assistant coach. The coach is Kamarulzaman Mohamed, who is also a KLHA umpire.

Aleef was punched by Alwin on the right side of his face which swelled, and there was a slight cut just below his right eye. Aleef was sitting at the spectator stand when Alwin suddenly summoned him to come down to the pitch during the game. There was shoving between the two before Alwin threw the punch.

“How can an umpire behave in such a manner? Look at my eye and look at him. I didn’t even touch him. If I want to, I can even lodge a police report against him because this is not a small matter,” said an enraged Aleef.

Other officials, bystanders and several players from both sides quickly moved in to separate the two.

A player from the opposing team said: “The match was going on as usual when the umpire suddenly got distracted and got involved in a skirmish with the other party before punching him in the eye.”

Kepong Baru manager Siva Raj said KLHA should take stern measures to ensure such incidents are not repeated.

“This is totally against the umpire’s code of conduct. I have never seen anything like this before. As umpires, they are supposed to lead by example. They cannot act like that, even if there had been provocation,” said Siva.

Another official said umpires are verbally abused all the time and as such should be totally oblivious to the surroundings except for the match proceedings.

“If the other party had been provoking him, the umpire should have brought it to the attention of the technical table. Now the name of umpires has been tarnished,” he said.

Alwin is a Class 3 umpire who is due to be upgraded during next week’s Champions Schools tournament.

http://www.mmail.com.my/content/9386-fist-fury

July 18,2009

Manchester United vs Malaysia...

Pagi tu aku kena bangun awal sebab nak kena teman gf aku pergi dentist to check dia nya gigi. Time tu jugak member baik aku si shamil tidur rumah aku daripada semalam sebab datang far away dari kluang(johor) nak tengok MU nya match. Dia pun aku suruh bangun awal jugak..haha. Tapi dia kena gerak pergi subang nak jumpa gf dia dulu and kitaorang plan jumpa balik time kat bukit jalil nanti. OK, balik kat cerita aku tadi.. appointment dentist gf aku kul 10.15 so aku pergi jemput gf aku kul 9.30 and kitaorang pun sampai sana on time jer. Dah settle check semua, time pun still awal lagi,so kami berdua pun plan nak lepak2 kat klcc before nak gerak pergi bukit jalil.

Bila dah arrived kat klcc parking, kitaorang agak shock jugak la sebab parking space kat situ banyak yang empty. Selalunya kalau saturday jer memang ramai but ni tak. Tak kan kitaorang sampai awal kot? Or maybe orang nak tengok MU nya match so instead of driving diaorang better naik lrt kan..huhu. so kami pun jalan2 la jap sebab awal lagi and that time pon lunch time dah nak near. Without delay kitaorang pun decided nak lunch kat madam kwan one of our favorite place to eat kat klcc besides than chili's(perghh nak makan kat tempat stylo2 jer..ceit!!) hahaha.. Bila perut sudah kenyang hati sudah riang kitaorang pun continue walking around kat situ. About 1 hour later when dah settle jalan2 kami pun nak gerak pergi stadium bukit jalil. Kena gerak awal wey sebab nak elak jam and nak carik parking space baaiknya..huhu. so luckily bila kitaorang sampai kat sana still a lot of parking space lah, so aku pun carik la port yang cun supaya nanti bila dah habis game easy nak keluar.

Tibe2 plak ade satu kereta ni block kat depan kitaorang pulak. aku pun apa lagi tanya la mamat yang bawak kereta tu (bro! apa kes park depan2 nie? dia jawab, polis tu yang suruh la..) aku pun agak heran jugak la and fikir pilis ni bodoh jugak kan. so aku pun cakap la kalau dah park tu nanti jangan la lambat keluar nanti.. Dia pun buat2 paham la konon nya(nanti kita lihat apa jadi later). kami pun lepak la kat area situ while waiting for shamil and gf dia from subang. Suddenly aku dapat roger daripada shamil yang dia tengah stuck jam kat area on the way pergi stadium. Aku and gf aku pun decide gerak dulu and cakap dengan dia jumpa kat area stadium later. At that time jugak aku tunggu sorang lagi member baik aku ni Pejal yang hold tiket RM308 kitaorang tu(first time pergi terus beli tiket paling expensive!). Dia go there by lrt star sebab takut jam nak balik nanti.

So kitaorang pun jumpa la si pejal,nanie(gf dia) and kak mimie kat red gate entrance. Time tu ramai jugak la dah queue nak masuk stadium. Oh yang paling best ape tau, dah la tak boleh bawak outside food or drinks and kalau security nampak diaorang terus buang kat situ jugak beb! siot tak?haih.. Tapi aku lepas wey sebab brader tu ok jer dengan aku..haha. Seat kitaorang memang cun la sebab view dia betul2 depan field and tak tinggi sangat. Player MU boleh nampak clear la. Syok wey bila dah masuk dalam stadium memang gila ramai la fans MU and satu stadium colour merah jer..haha. Gf aku ape lagi memang excited to the extreme la bila dapat tengok team favorite dia ni datang M'sia. Aku pun happy jugak sebab tengok dia happy sakan teramat..huhu :p Oh member2 aku yang lain macam shamil,gf dia,omar,salim,angah ijam n friends semua seat diaorang lain2 tempat. so tak dapat la lepak sekali dengan diaorang.

Time player MU keluar jer warming up tak nak pulak one whole stadium sorak tahap dewa dewi. Asalkan mana2 player sentuh bola jer ada jer la yang nak menjerit konon nak kasi diaorang dengar la..haha(padahal aku and gf aku apa kureng join jugak siap joget2 lagi). Haa jangan kata kitaorang jer si pejal and nanie pun consider sama jugak la cuma si nanie ni dia sokong m'sia at the same time..haha.



continue..

p/s: Story akan di finish kan later..huhu

One Day An Arab Man was interviewed at the US Embassy an the conversation goes like this..

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both Male and female sometimes camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too

Consul: Man......... isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style...

Consul: Oh dear!
Arab : Deer No ,hole too high, run too fast!

Pada satu hari yang tenang, ada satu kisah dua orang hantu ni. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berboraklah untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya..

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"
"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.
"Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah.
"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B.
"Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu.

"Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."
"Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang."
"So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?" tanya Hantu B penuh minat.
"Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun... Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,
"Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi...

Masa aku balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk bersama, dua didepan aku satu kat sebelah.
Yang kat depan aku ni, orang American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba. Sebelah aku pulak orang Bangladesh.
Dalam perjalanan tu kami pun berborak- boraklah pasal negara sendiri...borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun
keluarkan duit dollar dia lalu dibakarnya, dikeluarkannya sebatang rokok lalu dibakarnya rokok itu dengan duit tadi,
lepas tu dibuangnya duit itu keluar. Terkejutlah semua melihat kelakuan Mat salleh tu tadi...bertanyalah si orang
Cuba tadi "Why you do that for?". Dengan selamba mat salleh tu menjawab "Don't worry, i got a lot american dollar
in my country". Tercenganglah masing-masing. Belum habis tercengang... si Cuba ni pun tiba-tiba mengeluarkan
sebatang curut (curut Cuba adalah antara yang termahal didunia) lalu dinyalakannya.

Belum sempat beberapa sedut...terus dia membuangnya keluar tingkap..."Why you do that for" kata american tadi...
"Don't worry, i got a lot cigar in my country". Terkejutlah aku dibuatnya.
Masa tu aku tengok Bangladesh tu tengah pikir apa nak dibuat pulak. Masa dia tengah fikir.
Aku pun apa lagi...tangkap Bangla tu terus aku campak ke luar tingkap...belum sempat dia orang tanya lagi aku pun cakap lah...,

"DON'T WORRY, I GOT A LOT BANGLADESH IN MY COUNTRY"

My Life With You.

As I see the start of a brand new day I would just think of you next to me, and as you sleep away there
I would thank God for having you as my Girlfirend.
I dream of you as I been sleeping until the morning light.

And as I start to think of all the times that we will have together as one, I do miss the only thing that has
Got as together in the first place and that
Was asking God to keep you safe.
I that when times goes by each day and night
I start to think of you more
As if you where the one just for me so that I could hold
You in my Arms, and to wipe the tears
From your Eyes.
I can not ask God for help but I can ask him to help you
And ask him to bless you.

I love you more then ever with your heart of gold and the tears
From your eyes that I will wipe away with a kiss
and just to hold you in my Arms
And to keep you safe.
For all the Sun Raise that comes each mornings that we will
Share when we are together too, we will
All the love for each other too.
I would pray for us both.

You are the one that I want to have as a Girlfriend a Lover and a friend too, I do want you to suffer anymore with all the bad things,
I want you hear with me and I want you be the best thing and Person to have Forever Always.

Love Alep@Aby

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.

But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally.
he burned up quick.